Humor Articles
Marriage to a Wealthy Arab ****
On a trip to the USA, a wealthy Arab fell in love with Susan. He begged her to marry him, but she refused, saying that she had no intention of leaving America to live in a desert.
Immediately, the Arab bought several grand homes across the USA...
Lady and dentist
A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open.
"You must have made a mistake," says the shocked dentist, "The gynecologist's office is one level higher."
To that t...
A Drunken Man ****
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing.
The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his thoughts.
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3 Nuns & 4 Cucumbers ***
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.
They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said that they were four for a dollar.
The nuns said agreed to purchase Four.
The puzzled merchant asked why th...
Mother in Law
Mother-in-Law
A man, his wife , and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or y...
A man and his ex-wife
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,
he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife
sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !"
He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't c...
Just Like Mom ***
Manny is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Manny just dates and dates.
Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who sui...
IDIOTS PLEASE STAND UP
IDIOTS PLEASE STAND UP
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enqu...
Briefing on Land Mines
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions.
Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, "If we do happen to step on a mine, Si...
Honeymoon Accident ****
On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple had an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride called her mother from the hospital.
"Mother", she sobbed, "My husband...
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