Humor Articles
Smart Dog
Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into the
movie so much. He cried at the right spots, moved nervously at the boring spots, and...
Hickey Alibi ***
A married man had a secretary that was a sweet young thang, and so he decided to "work late" one night and take this girl to dinner. He called his wife to tell her and she said, "okay, no problem."
After dinner with the secretary, it was obvio...
Family
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, “Give me six double vodka.”
The barman says, “Wow! you must have had very bad day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day the same guy came into the bar and aske...
Adultery ****
There were three guys that died and went to heaven.
The first went up and then God said, "You have committed adultery so you shall own a bicycle."
The second guy comes up and God says, "You have almost committed adultery so you sha...
Little Johnny and April
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seat...
A salesman was testifying in his divorce trial against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's fidelity."
"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the ...
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, o...
A deaf woman and a deaf man
A deaf woman and a deaf man get married. On the wedding night the women gets into bed, the man shuts of the lights and jumps into bed.
The women jumps out of bed, turns on the light and signs to the man " what if you want to have sex with me?"
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three beggars begging on Wall Street.
There are three beggars begging on Wall Street.
The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup. He received $10.00 after one day.
The next day, the second beggar wrote "Beggar.com" on his cup. After one day, he received hundreds of t...
Car Crash
Car Crash
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them ...
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