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a meteorologist and a woman
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm
and a woman's sex life have in common?
They're both concerned with how many
inches and how long it will last.
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A CD Player
A CD Player
While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, "What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' me...
My foreman got jealous
Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"
Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work. My foreman got jealous. People started thi...
But wait
But wait. Theres more!
Whats the difference between a Mac and a brontosaurus?
A brontosaurus runs faster.
Why arent more Mac owners computer literate?
They would be if they had a computer.
What do you do with an obsolete Ma...
Truths of life
There are various undeniable truths about life. Take the following for example
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with you tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth will try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You are smiling...
How to Please a Man
How to Please a Man
Follow this advice if you wish to impress your boyfriends.
* Show up naked;
* Bring beer.
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Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs....
President Bush, Tony Blair, and Bill Gates
And, just for good measure, well let Bill Gates have it.
-President Bush, Tony Blair, and Bill Gates have an audience with the pope.
The Holy Father points to President Bush and asks, What do you believe?
I believe in fighting terrorists, ...
Holmes go Camping ***
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.
They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?
"Well, I see thousands of stars."
"And what do...
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