Humor Articles
The Taxi Driver
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in ...
Angry wife
A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife an...
Sin of lying
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of h...
Tafsiri hii:
Mke na mume walisikizana wakitaka ngono watatumia maneno " kupiga simu" ili watoto wasielewe
Basi siku moja walikua wakakosana hata hawasemezani.
Baba akamtuma mtoto: " mwambie mamako nataka simu!"
Mama akamwambia mtoto: " mwambie imeharibika!"
B...
Mother of six.
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement.
He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six', in spite of her objections.
One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and want...
Confession
A man was dying with his wife by his bedside.
He said in a tired voice, "There's something i must confess."
"Shhh" the wife said, "there's nothing to confess. Everything's alright."
"No i must die in peace. I cheated on you with your sister, your...
The Blonde and the circle
A blonde is driving down the road and then she slams on her brakes because she was not watching and smacks into the back of some guy in a truck. The guy gets out and starts yelling at her. The blonde gets out of her car and starts talking back at hi...
Ten reasons why men are like computers:
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shinny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push...
Surprise Package
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"
"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"
"I'm Jim."
"Jim, do y...
Nyeri woman's prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN...
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