Humor Articles
A LITTLE PRACTICE IN THE MORGUE
A LITTLE PRACTICE IN THE MORGUE
A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the sheet over the bod...
Teacher and Empty head
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said...
The Aging Explorer ...
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the ...
A swimming race.
A swimming race.
A blonde, a red-head and a brunette. The brunette and the red-head come tied first and the blonde is miles behind. She is very upset so she goes to the swimming race judge and says "It's not fair. You said it was a breast-stroke an...
Watch Dog
In Chigaco Illions a woman's husband worked until late at night. She wanted to get a watch dog so she went to the pet shop. At the pet shop she asked the clerk for a recomended watch dog."I know just what you need", said the clerck "I will be right b...
Beauty Cream ***
Little Mutiso watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" a...
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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West German Motorists
Two West German motorists had an all-too-literal head-on collision in heavy fog near the small town of Guetersloh. Each was guiding his car at a snail's pace near the center of the road. At the moment of impact their heads were both out of the window...
The CEO of a large company
The CEO of a large company decides he needs to relax, and so he takes a ride in his hot-air balloon. After drifting aimlessly for several hours, he realizes he is lost and cannot return home. Looking down, he sees a man standing on the 50-yard line i...
two blondes
Two blondes walk into a building...
You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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