Humor Articles
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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The Aging Explorer ...
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the ...
A swimming race.
A swimming race.
A blonde, a red-head and a brunette. The brunette and the red-head come tied first and the blonde is miles behind. She is very upset so she goes to the swimming race judge and says "It's not fair. You said it was a breast-stroke an...
an accountant who cant sleep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."...
Headache ***
A husband and wife at a zoo, staring at a gorilla in a cage. The gorilla seems to get excited.
Husband: "I think he likes ya hun, Pull down your bra strap off one shoulder".
Gorilla: OOOH, OOOH, Ooh Husband: "Wow, now try pulling down y...
social worker asked the bartender
The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?"
The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tel...
A Blonde at a job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer decides to start with the basics.
'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?'
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for
about 30 seconds before replying, 'Ehhhh .. 22!'...
diamond ring for Christmas
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty
4-Wheel drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find
a fake Jeep?"
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Things you wouldn't know without movies
Things you wouldn't know without movies
If you decide to start dancing on the street everyone you bumb into will know all the steps.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any of any invading alien ...
Farmer Petrovich
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the local
minister comes walking around the corner.
The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving that
sheep a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?"
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