Humor Articles
Indian student
Indian Student
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Sri Lankan
Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said...
A partially deaf gentleman
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing
aid. "It's marvelous," he enthused to a friend. "Since I acquired it I can
hear the birds chirping on the hearth. I can also hear clearly a
conversation being held in an ap...
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze.
...
A heart transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goes over and says, "Can I help? Have you lost something?" "No," says one of the doctors. "We're about to do a heart transplant on an...
A blonde woman
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast
Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came
in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore
completely exhausted. After...
A Sunday school teacher
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers an...
Aids or Alzheimer ****
Aids or Alzheimer ****
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me that
my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
...
The tomato. humbuger and the dick
This joke is about the tomatoe,the hamburger,and the dick.
the tomatoe said to the hamburger you got it maid they slice me up and put me on bread.then the hamburger said to the tomatoe.you got it maid they slice me up and put me on buns.then the d...
Ur wife a virgin?
"Was your wife a virgin when you married?"
"I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."
...
Sphagetti
This guy walks into a restaurant and orders spaghetti. He is served and after all of it is nearly gone he finds a hair in it. He calls the waiter over and says, "Do you see this damn hair? I ain't paying for this dirty ass meal!" and walks out.
...
1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526272829303132333435363738394041424344454647484950515253545556575859606162
