Humor Articles
Just Negotiating ***
A dirty & ugly old man walks up to this voluptuously beautiful woman and says:
"Would you sleep with me for 1 million dollars?"
"For 1 MILLION dollars, of course I would."
"Would you sleep with me for 5 dollars?"
"For ...
Skunk ***
A woman had a pet skunk which was a devoted pet to her for years.
One day the skunk died. The woman didn't know what to do at first, as she lived in an apartment and she had no place in the yard to bury her pet. So she decided to give the pet ...
A fat man, Rupaul, and Bill Gates
A fat man, Rupaul, and Bill Gates all died in a car accident. When they
reached heaven, God said, "You each could go back home but only if u give up
something u love." Bill Gates gave up money, the fat man gave up food, and
Rupaul gave up me...
Monster Fart ***
Joe a nervous young man, was invited to dinner with his girlfriends parents.....a stern Yorkshire farmer and his wife.....
Half way through the meal, as they were discussing his intentions towards their daughter, Joe feels an enormous fart com...
Cost of marriage
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."...
Can you make this thing work for me?
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary...
unethical duties
A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw one of his patients.
However, a little voice in his head said...
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the d...
Top ten things only women understand
Top ten things only women understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.
9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8) Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds.
7) "Fat" , clothes.
6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat yo...
Snake bite
Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.
"I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says.
He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town's only doctor, who is delivering a baby.
"I can't le...
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