Humor Articles
The Seven Dwarfs
The Seven Dwarfs go off to the mine and leave Snow White at home. Some time later theres a huge explosion, and Snow white goes rushing off to see whats happened. When she gets there, all she can hear is this squeaky voice coming from down the minesha...
as i went to sleep
As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze
you, because I can't forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a ...
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling to the Middle East
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling to the Middle East
AKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
FEKR GABUL ORADAN DAVAT PAEH CUSH DIVAR
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation t...
dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's
pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbor is going to hate him forever, so he takes the
dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house ...
An elephant and an ant
One day, while an elephant was walking through the woods, she got a thorn stuck in her foot. She saw an ant passing and asked him to help her get the thorn out. The ant asked, "What do I get in return?" The elephant replied, "If you get it out, I'll ...
A somewhat drunk man
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."
The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"
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It's not what you say, but the way you say it
It's not what you say, but the way you say it.
On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."
The girl was very flattered.
What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would...
Who Is God?
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
"Daddy, does God love chil...
A full life
A Full Life
A boat is docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist is complimenting a Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asks how long it takes him to catch them.
"Not very long," answered the Mexican.
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I've come to install the phone
A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was nego...
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