Humor Articles

sqirrels

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'? Because they have furry tail ends....



Blondes and water-skiing

Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down. ...



milking a cow

Question: When is the best time to milk a cow? Answer: When she is in the mooooood....



The farm

He knows all about the farm. Does he know how long cows should be milked? The same as short ones. ...



The City

A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So...



NASA

Q:Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet? A:Because it does not need to be cleaned! ...



fact

Fact: Men are living proof women can take a joke...



blonde with a square chest

How come the blonde had a square chest? She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box....



A PRAYER....

A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN ...



Question

Question: What’s the definition of Windows? Answer: DOS in a clown suit....





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