Humor Articles
as i went to sleep
As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze
you, because I can't forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a ...
Use computers to look busy
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,
it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and
receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and
generally have a blast without doing anything remotely
related to work. Th...
Bear with me ***
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said,...
A french cat and an english cat
There were two cats that enjoyed running together.
The first cat was english, called One-two-three.
The other was french and called Un-deux-trois.
One day when they were running they came to a huge river. The cats took a large run up and lea...
It's not what you say, but the way you say it
It's not what you say, but the way you say it.
On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."
The girl was very flattered.
What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would...
EVILS OF LIQUOR
EVILS OF LIQUOR
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe the worms closel...
Vampires vs humans football game
Some more vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we're going to start a football team."
"Great," he said, "I'll be ghoulie."
They said, "When we've had a bit of practice we'll challenge the human beings to a game."
Dracula said, "Be...
Devoted wife
Maria is a devoted wife: She gets married and has
17children......
Soon
after the last child is born, her husband dies.....
A few weeks later she remarried and over the following years has
another
22 children with her second husband.........
The Seven Dwarfs
The Seven Dwarfs go off to the mine and leave Snow White at home. Some time later theres a huge explosion, and Snow white goes rushing off to see whats happened. When she gets there, all she can hear is this squeaky voice coming from down the minesha...
One of the software designers of OS X dies
One of the software designers of OS X dies and finds himself standing in front of a committee charged with deciding his fate for eternity.
What are my choices asks the nerd. Heaven or hell, is the committees response. The engineer had heard a...
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