Humor Articles
I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PASS
I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PASS
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes mean...
A wounded skunk
A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says,
"Look, its shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
He says, "P...
A blonde woman
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast
Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came
in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore
completely exhausted. After...
Puppies with a Pink Nose ***
A swimmer found herself minus the top of her bathing suit after a dive. Stricken with embarrassment, she climbs out of the pool, her arms crossed in front of her chest.
She had almost made it to the dressing rooms unnoticed when a small boy st...
The Drunkard
An Mlolongo guy has been at a chang'aa joint all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober h...
A Sunday school teacher
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers an...
Four Kenyans
Four Kenyans were on death row for a very serious felony offence. They were given four types of the death penalty options to choose from:
1.Electric chair
2.Firing squad
3.Hanging
4.HIV Injection.
On the fateful day, ...
Lonely Frog ****
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This...
The boss called one of his employees into the office
The boss called one of his employees into the office.
"Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted ...
Students Need Money
Students Need Money
A student was writing home to his parents, trying to hint that he needed some money.....
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ˘an't...
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