Humor Articles
sqirrels
Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends....
Blondes and water-skiing
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
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milking a cow
Question: When is the best time to milk a cow?
Answer: When she is in the mooooood....
The City
A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So...
The farm
He knows all about the farm.
Does he know how long cows should be milked?
The same as short ones.
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blonde with a square chest
How come the blonde had a square chest? She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box....
A PRAYER....
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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A little girl and a glass of cider
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider. "Why do you want cider?" asked Mom. "To take the pain away," sobbed the little girl. Tired of all the tears, Mo...
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