Humor Articles
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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NAJIVUNIA KUWA MKENYA
NAJIVUNIA KUWA MKENYA
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Daniel Arap Moi died &went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England ; I want to call England and see how every body is doing there". She called and talked for about 5minute...
The ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other women in the office even noticed.
Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said "Boy !!!...
The Policeman's Ball
The Policeman's Ball
A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding.
The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."
The cop approached the car and ...
How many women?
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fi...
A old man, heckling the mayor
A old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so he pointed to the heckler and said, "will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience ...
PNU's new symbol
"PNU announced today that they are changing their emblem from a Flame to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance.
A condom "stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of...
A lawyer who works in Texas gets a call about an emergency which requires him to immediately fly out of the state for a short period of time. He has no time to pack, so he calls home to tell his wife he is going.
The maid answers the call, bu...
Baby sister/brother
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously
impressed...
The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute and said, "Our research shows that out...
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