Humor Articles
Four Years of Mourning ****
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Sadie says she'd go ...
Clinton and the Pope in Heaven ***
On the same day, the Pope and Bill Clinton died. There was a major screw up. By accident, Bill Clinton was sent to heaven, while the Pope was sent to hell.
IN HELL:
The Pope: Excuse me Satan, there must be a great deal of confusion. I h...
Away for 3 days
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronte...
A black guy and a white man
<h2>A black guy and a white man </h2>
A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park. The white man had a pet monkey and the black man was selling bananas.
So the black man said, "Mr. can u please look after my bananas, I'm going to the t...
Chicken condoms
One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby
town. He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down.
A nearby farmer saw him stranded so he invited him to stay the night. He said, 'The ...
$500 Porsche! New!
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure...
Boss n his compressor
Secretary saw her boss' pant's zip open, she tells him, and "Sir your
Garage door is open."
Boss: Did U see my Mercedes Benz Compressor?
Secretary: I saw a small scooter with 2 punctured wheels....
Lucky night:
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for 3000, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of ...
I do not remember:
A father came in the bedroom to find his 16-year-old daughter smoking
a cigarette. "My God! How long have you been smoking?" screams the
father.
"Since I lost my virginity," replies the girl.
"You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this hap...
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