Humor Articles
A salesman in a strange city
A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He
inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to
go to 225 West 42nd St.
By mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St, the office of a podiatrist. Being
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good:
You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad:
She keeps interrupting
Worse:
With corrections
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doing everything they can to keep a marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different
cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own
computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and
Home Pages. They say they're doing ev...
A Mouse & a Lion in a Bar
A mouse and a lion walk into a bar, and they're sitting there chugging away at a few ales when a giraffe walks in.
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"Get a load of her," says the mouse, "I fancy that!"
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"Well, why not try your luck?" says the lion.
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The request....
The request....
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holi...
Nasty Bug
Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there....
Apple Computers
Apple Computers
I heard this story on the news sometime ago.
Apple had a new computer under development. Their project name for it was "Carl Sagan" (I don't know why).
When the real Carl Sagan learned about this, he was upset. He demanded that...
a mother
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old
slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As
she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her
patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her...
Most Beautiful Night ***
On his honeymoon, a very thick South African Boer farmer, Piet Kruger, insisted on having a room with a balcony overlooking the sea.
On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bride emerged from the bathroom dressed in some very ...
Osama and the genie
Osama and the genie
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You igno...
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