Humor Articles

What is a blonde who died her hair brown?

Q: What is a blonde who died her hair brown? A: Artificial Intelligence. ...



Country and western music backwards

What happens when you sing country and western music backwards? You get your wife and your job back....



eggsplosion

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder? An eggsplosion....



Blonde in a Lumber Yard ***

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," a...



Yule

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yule. Yule who? Yule never know just how much I love you. ...



ventriloquist

A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by a theater patron during his show. The hick stands up and yells, "HEY YOU! ON STAGE! You been making smart-ass remarks about us southerners being stupid all night long! We're not all stupid ya kn...



Macs, PCs, Linux

Macs, PCs, Linux lets not discriminate. After all, computers problems are just like a car wreck or a bad marriage it is just a matter of time. What do you get if you cross a computer with . . . A dog? Something with lots of bytes. A p...



3rd graders

Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead? The blonde - she is eighteen....



fashion

I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. My secretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there it was, ...



Keeping his youth

Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds. ...





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