Humor Articles
Biography of a Blonde
Biography of a Blonde
When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,
I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,
I thought...
You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common
"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in
common," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earth
did you get married?"
"I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract',"
was the reply. "He wasn't pregnant and I was."...
Differebce between american and serbian pilots
Q: What's the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
A: American pilots break ground and fly into the wind!
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blonde driving down the road
This blonde was driving down the road when she looked out into the cut down corn field and saw another blonde out there rowing a boat. The blonde in the car stopped and said "Blondes like you give us a bad name, if I could swim I'd come out there and...
What's pink and slowly turns red
What's pink and slowly turns red?
A baby chewing a razor blade.
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