Humor Articles
Animal game ****
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.
She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?"Sally holds up her hand...
Window shopper
A lady walks into a very upscale jewelry shop. She browses around,
Spots at beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
Bending over to get a closer look, she accidentally releases gas.
Extremely embarrassed, she f...
A store clerk and dentists
Walter Hallas, a 26-year-old store clerk in Leeds, England, was so afraid of dentists that in 1979 he asked a fellow worker to try to cure his toothache by punching him in the jaw. The punch caused Hallas to fall down, hitting his head, and he died o...
I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5am
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the
habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."
"What is she doing?", the pal asks.
"Waiting for me to get home."
...
The girl and the teacher
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jo...
Tardy pupil
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure...
A couple planning on getting married
A couple was planning on getting married. Seeing how they didn't have much money to go on a honeymoon, they decided to just go back to their new apartment after the wedding.
The groom had three close friends, that were prone to committing prac...
What is Politics *****
Boy: Dad, what's politics?
Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management.
Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are ...
Sperms
A group off sperms were released and aturally, they started swimming. After afew minutes, one retorts,
"God! Am getting tired,. How long till we get to the fallopian tubes?"
To which a sperm nearby replies,
"Its still a long way. We j...
physical examination
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little dick and begins to laugh hysterical...
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