Humor Articles
James' Beard ***
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do i...
conversation between a wife and her husband
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper.
"Steve," his wife said, while reading the newspaper, "it looks like our go...
Rumour
A married man heard a rumor one day as he was out drinking with the boys. A new guy had moved in in his apartment block as his neighbor. The rumor had it that the guy had had sex with every woman in the block, married or unmarried except one.
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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.
One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night!
She went on and on and wouldn't stop!
The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don't listen.
How do you ...
IDIOTS PLEASE STAND UP
IDIOTS PLEASE STAND UP
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enqu...
a burning sensation
One day, a man went to the doctor because he was getting a burning sensation every time that he pooped. The doctor told him that in order to get rid of it, he would need to clean out his colon once a week for the next month. He gave the man a cleanin...
BRILLANT, BRILLANT, BRILLANT
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for R500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her...
Honeymoon Accident ****
On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple had an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride called her mother from the hospital.
"Mother", she sobbed, "My husband...
exhausted all the time
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.
"Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.
The doctor ...
Can Little Girls have Babies
Looking a little freaked out, Little Omondi came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Omondi then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his fri...
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