Humor Articles
NAJIVUNIA KUWA MKENYA
NAJIVUNIA KUWA MKENYA
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Daniel Arap Moi died &went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England ; I want to call England and see how every body is doing there". She called and talked for about 5minute...
Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit sui...
Clinton and the Pope in Heaven ***
On the same day, the Pope and Bill Clinton died. There was a major screw up. By accident, Bill Clinton was sent to heaven, while the Pope was sent to hell.
IN HELL:
The Pope: Excuse me Satan, there must be a great deal of confusion. I h...
Chicken condoms
One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby
town. He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down.
A nearby farmer saw him stranded so he invited him to stay the night. He said, 'The ...
A black guy and a white man
<h2>A black guy and a white man </h2>
A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park. The white man had a pet monkey and the black man was selling bananas.
So the black man said, "Mr. can u please look after my bananas, I'm going to the t...
How many women?
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fi...
The Policeman's Ball
The Policeman's Ball
A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding.
The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."
The cop approached the car and ...
PNU's new symbol
"PNU announced today that they are changing their emblem from a Flame to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance.
A condom "stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of...
The ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other women in the office even noticed.
Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said "Boy !!!...
The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute and said, "Our research shows that out...
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