Humor Articles

The Irishman's Wish

An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes." The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer ...

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Dumb blonde joke

Dumb blonde joke A ventriloquist is doing a show one day with his dummy on his knee he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when this blonde in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting "I've had enough of you stupid blonde j...

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REASONS FOR GOING TO SCHOOL

REASONS FOR GOING TO SCHOOL Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids ...

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The Burned Ears

A guy burned both of his ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...'' ''But h...

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Funny

ACTUAL ARTICLE TAKEN FROM A JAPANESE NEWSPAPER On Friday, March 14, the Japanese Coast Guard responded to an SOS call from a sinking ship in the middle of the Sea of Japan. When the rescue effort arrived, they found the crew of a trawler clingin...

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A juggler, driving to his next performance

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the doubtful ...

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A modern-day cowboy

A modern-day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand s...

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