Humor Articles
A Drunken Man ****
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing.
The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his thoughts.
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Oversized Penises
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During his inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
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Mother in Law
Mother-in-Law
A man, his wife , and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or y...
Just Like Mom ***
Manny is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Manny just dates and dates.
Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who sui...
Briefing on Land Mines
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions.
Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, "If we do happen to step on a mine, Si...
A waria and his bride
A Waria and his brand new bride were riding home from their wedding in a caravan of Camels, when the older camel which was carrying their luggage stumbled. The Waria said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old camel stumbled agai...
A man and his ex-wife
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,
he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife
sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !"
He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't c...
"How do they feel?
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
"Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the man's feet. "Try pu...
1,020 dollars checks
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.
His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do...
Rumour
A married man heard a rumor one day as he was out drinking with the boys. A new guy had moved in in his apartment block as his neighbor. The rumor had it that the guy had had sex with every woman in the block, married or unmarried except one.
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