Humor Articles
Bob Would Never Cheat
Bob Would Never Cheat
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club gre...
Piece of Meat ***
There was a little boy and little girl playing in a mud box and the little boy as being a little boy playing with his manhood.
The little girl was not bothering anybody she was sitting there playing with a crawfish when all of a sudden she...
Women & Arms
Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?...
Three-Legged Race
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour; The chicken was still ...
Chased by the Bear ***
Once there were these two backpackers who see a bear begin to charge them so one backpacker takes off his hiking boots and puts on running shoes.
His companion says, "you'll never outrun the bear, why are you putting those on?"
The ...
Albert's Physical Exam Result ****
Albert walks in to his doctor's office for his yearly physical exam as he has done the same time every year that the can remember. The doctor takes him through all of the motions, does the normal tests and then leaves to get the results. After ab...
A guy walks into a drugstore
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman.
He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?"
"Don't Miss me, mister."
"Well then, you better make it 13."...
Yo mama's so dumb
Yo mama's so dumb
Yo mama's so dumb she thought Master P was a special restroom....
Vern and his wife's behind
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?
Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can't leave her behind alone. ...
Mr. Schneider
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my
ex-wife any money."
Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."
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