Humor Articles

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself...television, ice cream, homewo...



A blonde woman

A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted. After...



I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PASS

I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PASS A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes mean...



Puppies with a Pink Nose ***

A swimmer found herself minus the top of her bathing suit after a dive. Stricken with embarrassment, she climbs out of the pool, her arms crossed in front of her chest. She had almost made it to the dressing rooms unnoticed when a small boy st...



The Drunkard

An Mlolongo guy has been at a chang'aa joint all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober h...



A Sunday school teacher

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers an...



Four Kenyans

Four Kenyans were on death row for a very serious felony offence. They were given four types of the death penalty options to choose from: 1.Electric chair 2.Firing squad 3.Hanging 4.HIV Injection. On the fateful day, ...



Lonely Frog ****

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This...



The boss called one of his employees into the office

The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted ...



Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton

Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze. ...





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