Humor Articles
Shoe size
A woman went into a bar and saw a guy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the man if it’s true what they say about men with big feet.
The man grinned and said, “Sure is! Why don’t we go to my...
A Week away from Wedding Day
Bert and Mabel were a week away from their wedding day. Bert was beginning to get major stirrings so he decided to chance his arm. "Ere Mabel as it is only a week to the big day, how's about a quick screw?" said Bert.
Mabel's answer as expecte...
Smart pills
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. One of the boys said: "What is that?"
"'They're smart pills," said the other boy "Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said: "These taste like...
Drink From The River
A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river".
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river".
And the congregation cried, ...
A mzungu at a kenayn Restaurant
A Mzungu was touring Kenya with his wife and daughter, and he was rather proud for he thought he had mastered the local language, Swahili. They got thirsty and flocked to one of the pubs for a drink, having sat, he ordered drinks in Swahili; a waiter...
I'm a walking economy
This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."
The friend replies "How so?"
"My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depre...
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN ...
First Pussy ***
This guy was walking down the street and this hooker says,
"Say, wanna have a good time?"
"Sure", he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She takes off herclothes and he keeps staring at her.
She says, "Is this the fi...
Chain STD
"Doc, I think my son has an STD," a patient told his urologist on the
phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."
"Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get
him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But...
Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit sui...
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