Humor Articles
Positive Attitude
How to start your day with a positive attitude:
1. Create a "new folder" on your computer.
2. Name it "George W. Bush".
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to ...
70-year-old man and a medic's Lamborghini.
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's
office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic
cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand."
"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthriti...
A young girl
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family
doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began, "you're pregnant."
"But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and
in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes."
...
50 cents hooker
A couple was having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it anymore.
The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by.
So the husband drove her to the place whe...
A Monk and three dongs
There was a young monk of Hong Kong
Who had a three-headed dong
A small one for sucking
A BIG one for fucking
And an extra for beating the gong
...
Fido the Police Dog
Police officer George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the beat.
They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning and forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get th...
Oversized Penises
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During his inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't bat
an eye when the customer purchased an artificial vagina.
"What are you going to use it for?" she asked.
"None of your business," answered the customer, beet
red and throughly offended.
"C...
Can Albert come out to play?
George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he said, "Can Albert come out to play?" "No," said the mother, "it's too cold." "Well, then," said George, "can his football come out to play?"...
Crabs from a whore
After a few weeks, Mark felt a itching sensation in his crotch, and discovered that a whore had given him crabs.
Heavily pissed off, he went looking for her, and found her eventually. "You BITCH! You gave me crabs!" he yelled.
She repli...
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