Humor Articles
What is Politics *****
Boy: Dad, what's politics?
Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management.
Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are ...
What makes a man think he's so great ?
What makes a man think he's so great ?
1) He has a belly button that won't work.
2) He has tits that won't give milk.
3) He has a cock that won't crow.
4) He has balls that won't roll.
5) He has an ass that won't carr...
What's pink and slowly turns red
What's pink and slowly turns red?
A baby chewing a razor blade.
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Whats green and smells like a woman
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
The white house's pool table
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Which of my friends?
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his
wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down
the father to extract revenge.
"Was it my friend Sam", he demanded.
"No !" his weeping wife replied.
"Was it...
whisper
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me tha...
Who said that?
All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smar...
Who's Baby ***
A Pole, and Italian, and a Jew, all first-time fathers, are pacing nervously in the maternity ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of the delivery room holding a black baby. "Is it yours?" she asks the Italian.
"Certainly not," he ret...
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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