Humor Articles
Breathalyzer Test
A policeman sees a car weaving all over the road and hits his flashing lights. He walks up to the driver's window and sees a good looking woman behind the wheel. There is a strong smell liquor on her breath.
He says, "I'm going to give you a b...
Briefing on Land Mines
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions.
Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, "If we do happen to step on a mine, Si...
BRILLANT, BRILLANT, BRILLANT
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for R500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her...
But wait
But wait. Theres more!
Whats the difference between a Mac and a brontosaurus?
A brontosaurus runs faster.
Why arent more Mac owners computer literate?
They would be if they had a computer.
What do you do with an obsolete Ma...
Buy me out
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do i...
Can Albert come out to play?
George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he said, "Can Albert come out to play?" "No," said the mother, "it's too cold." "Well, then," said George, "can his football come out to play?"...
Can Little Girls have Babies
Looking a little freaked out, Little Omondi came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Omondi then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his fri...
Capital ***
There was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette. The redhead and the brunette were always making fun of the blonde saying how dumb she was.
So, the blonde decided to prove the other two wrong by learning the capitals of every country in the wor...
Car Crash
Car Crash
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them ...
Chain STD
"Doc, I think my son has an STD," a patient told his urologist on the
phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."
"Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get
him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But...
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