Humor Articles
Dumb blonde joke
Dumb blonde joke
A ventriloquist is doing a show one day with his dummy on his knee he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when this blonde in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting "I've had enough of you stupid blonde j...
Dumb wives
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat beca...
Eighteen Double Vodkas
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."
The next day, the same ...
Emergency
One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one....
Ever did anything wild in your life?
One day a young man with purple, green and blue hair went to a restaurant and stood next to an old man. The old man noticed and stared at him in disbelief while shaking his head.
Soon the young man noticed the man was staring at him and decided t...
EVILS OF LIQUOR
EVILS OF LIQUOR
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe the worms closel...
exhausted all the time
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.
"Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.
The doctor ...
Faking Orgasms ...
A young Blonde was telling her friend at a cocktail party that she was off men for life.
"They lie, cheat, and they are no good. From now on, when I want sex I'll use my vibrator."
"But what if the batteries run out? What will you do?" ...
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