Humor Articles
Difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
-About three inches....
Doctor's appointment...
A man wakes up hard out of a deep sleep and, nudges his wife awake and asks: "Why don't we play it on, eh?"
She replies: "I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband...
dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's
pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbor is going to hate him forever, so he takes the
dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house ...
Doing Business with the darn Stock Broker
Doing Business with the darn Stock Broker
A man goes up to a stock broker says, "I want to open a so-and-so trading account!"
Blanching, the lady replies, "Excuse me, sir, what did you just say?"
"Listen you, dag-nab it, I sa...
doing everything they can to keep a marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different
cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own
computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and
Home Pages. They say they're doing ev...
Doing things different
Billy and Bob were talking one afternoon when Billy tells Bob, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different!
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said...
Don't Asks that Question ***
Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.
Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
...
Dr Technology
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a...
Drink From The River
A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river".
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river".
And the congregation cried, ...
drunk much?
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway.
He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
”I can’t do that, officer.”
...
”Why not?”
”Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I...
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