Humor Articles
A blonde, a red head and a black hair girl
A blone,a red head,and a black hair girl are stuck 20 miles from shore. The red head swims 15 miles gets tired and drowns. The black hair girl swims 18 miles then drowns. The blonde swims 18 miles gets tired and swims all the way back...
a brunette and a blonde
A brunette says, "Look, there's a dead bird." A blonde looks up and asks, "Where?"...
a burning sensation
One day, a man went to the doctor because he was getting a burning sensation every time that he pooped. The doctor told him that in order to get rid of it, he would need to clean out his colon once a week for the next month. He gave the man a cleanin...
A CD Player
A CD Player
While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, "What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' me...
A Chinese wife
There was this Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. This Chinese lady was not very good in English, but somehow managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceri...
A Colonel and a Major
A Colonel and a Major are in the BOQ arguing. The Colonel says sex is 90% work and only 10% pleasure.
The Major argues the opposite: 90% pleasure and 10% work. They can't agree, so seek a 3rd party to arbitrate.
The only person around i...
A Confession ****
A man is driving down the road and sees a nun hitchhiking in the rain. He pulls his car over and offers the nun a ride.
The nun appears very grateful and says, "Thank you for giving me a ride, I wish there was some way to repay you for you...
a couple in new jersey
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the ...
A couple planning on getting married
A couple was planning on getting married. Seeing how they didn't have much money to go on a honeymoon, they decided to just go back to their new apartment after the wedding.
The groom had three close friends, that were prone to committing prac...
A cup holder
Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech Rep: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "...
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