Humor Articles
Indian student
Indian Student
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Sri Lankan
Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said...
Iphone vs Blackberry
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond...
Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!...
ISNT HASSOUN THE DAMNEST DUDE ALIVE
ISNT HASSOUN THE DAMNEST DUDE ALIVE
AN EYGYPTIAN Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his secretary HASSOUN and tells him "Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients...
It's just too hot to wear clothes today
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,
'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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It's not what you say, but the way you say it
It's not what you say, but the way you say it.
On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."
The girl was very flattered.
What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would...
Its toothpaste
A blonde drops of her dress at the dry cleaners, on her way out the lady at the counter say, 'come again'
The blond says,
' its toothpaste this time you nosey bitch!'...
Jaguar XK140 convertible
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and
besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied
something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible.
That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a ...
James' Beard ***
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do i...
Japanese Torpedo
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something - at least t...
Jill tells her husband
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.
Now, ...
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