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Money From A Priest

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy ...

December 14, 2011

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Monster Fart ***

Joe a nervous young man, was invited to dinner with his girlfriends parents.....a stern Yorkshire farmer and his wife..... Half way through the meal, as they were discussing his intentions towards their daughter, Joe feels an enormous fart com...

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Most adults are hiding at least one dark secret

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. H...

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Most Beautiful Night ***

On his honeymoon, a very thick South African Boer farmer, Piet Kruger, insisted on having a room with a balcony overlooking the sea. On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bride emerged from the bathroom dressed in some very ...

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Mother in Law

Mother-in-Law A man, his wife , and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or y...

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Mother in Law and the Lion ***

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picke...

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Mother of six.

A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six', in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and want...

April 10, 2012

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