Humor Articles
A gorgeous Kikuyu
A gorgeous Kikuyu lady decided she wanted to get rich quick so she proceeded to find herself a rich 73-year-old Luo man, planning to love him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the hal...
A guy walks into a drugstore
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman.
He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?"
"Don't Miss me, mister."
"Well then, you better make it 13."...
A heart transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goes over and says, "Can I help? Have you lost something?" "No," says one of the doctors. "We're about to do a heart transplant on an...
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on
the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the
wife went on the ride by herself.
The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out...
A juggler, driving to his next performance
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the
police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your
car?" asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful ...
A little girl and a glass of cider
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider. "Why do you want cider?" asked Mom. "To take the pain away," sobbed the little girl. Tired of all the tears, Mo...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl
approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play
house?"
He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your thoughts."
"Communicate...
A little leprechaun
A little boy was in the school's bathroom. He found there was no toilet paper so he used his hand. When he got back to his classroom the teacher asked what he had in his hand.
"A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
...
A LITTLE PRACTICE IN THE MORGUE
A LITTLE PRACTICE IN THE MORGUE
A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the sheet over the bod...
A man and his ex-wife
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,
he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife
sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !"
He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't c...
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