Humor Articles
Lucky night:
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for 3000, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of ...
Machine gun tower
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad
and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, "well, I knew that
my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he
actually died in the auschwitz concent...
Macs, PCs, Linux
Macs, PCs, Linux lets not discriminate. After all, computers problems are just like a car wreck or a bad marriage it is just a matter of time.
What do you get if you cross a computer with . . .
A dog? Something with lots of bytes.
A p...
Man at the beach
A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.
An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"
He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the ...
Marriage to a Wealthy Arab ****
On a trip to the USA, a wealthy Arab fell in love with Susan. He begged her to marry him, but she refused, saying that she had no intention of leaving America to live in a desert.
Immediately, the Arab bought several grand homes across the USA...
Men facts:
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich....
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon.
While approaching the sixteenth hole, they notice an old golfer teeing up
by himself. The two friends stop and wait for the older golfer to finish
his hole. After the old man dri...
Mike stewart
Mike Stewart, 31, of Dallas was filming a movie in 1983 on the dangers of low-level bridges when the truck he was standing on passed under a low-level bridge -- killing him. ...
milking a cow
Question: When is the best time to milk a cow?
Answer: When she is in the mooooood....
Mkaing wishes
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then smiled ...
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