Humor Articles
Mrs. Brown,Miss Brown
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination.
"Mrs. Brown," he said, "I have some good news for you."
The woman said, "I'm glad of that doctor, but I'm Miss Brown,"
"Miss Brown," said the doctor without chan...
Must be the drugs
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said: "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so s...
My foreman got jealous
Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"
Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work. My foreman got jealous. People started thi...
My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best
friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My
God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???"...
My hero
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"...
NAJIVUNIA KUWA MKENYA
NAJIVUNIA KUWA MKENYA
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Daniel Arap Moi died &went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England ; I want to call England and see how every body is doing there". She called and talked for about 5minute...
Nasty Bug
Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there....
Never argue with a woman
One morning, a husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, p...
New pastor in town
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his c...
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