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DATING DICTIONARY
DATING DICTIONARY
DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of
money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with
a person whom you don’t especially like in the present
and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
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Daughter's purse
One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter's purses.
So, the brunette goes through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes."
So, the redhead goes th...
Dave & the Hearse
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly
drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, Which was
followed by a man walking solemnly along, Followed by a dog and then
about 200 men walking in single fil...
Deaf Mute Parents ***
A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he plucks up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the f...
Definitions
Definitions of Designations:
* Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
* Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
* Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woma...
Dentist appointment
I thought, Jessop, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the football stadium with a friend at the end of the game? That was my dentist....
Devoted wife
Maria is a devoted wife: She gets married and has
17children......
Soon
after the last child is born, her husband dies.....
A few weeks later she remarried and over the following years has
another
22 children with her second husband.........
diamond ring for Christmas
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty
4-Wheel drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find
a fake Jeep?"
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Diff btwn woman & fridge
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge. A fridge does not moan when you take its meat....
Differebce between american and serbian pilots
Q: What's the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
A: American pilots break ground and fly into the wind!
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