Humor Articles
10 Weird Thoughts that have crossed my mind during a date....
I have gone through many type of dates in the past few years. From the 'Im kinda lonely and a wee bit horny and need any female around me' date, the 'im bored but heck let me take her even though she is in the friend zone' date, the 'let me try and s...
A Drop Of Life On The Other Side Of Town
I toss in bed just in time to hear the cock crow .No I dont have a cock tied to my be post. That's the sound of my wake up alarm from the mulika mwizi phone I have owned for the last five years.And its a sound I have become accustomed to,day in day o...
Advice From Vodka
Dear Consumer,
My name is Vodka. Yeah, the one and only. This is a one-time thing. It will never be repeated and you will not argue about it. You’ll just have to listen, nod and I’ll be done in few. If at any point in time you do try to argue to a...
After De-The-Bar comes the NJAA-nuary!
So…days back you were singing “Chop My Money” on replay mode, enjoying every moment of it as you sip some imported Whiskey which funny name. The idlers in the pub back in the bunduz bequeathed you their blessings and assured you of their support in t...
An Average Life
My name is John Wakaba. your local average kenyan living a local average life in a local average estate.The name estate should not deceive you. It means a place where all the buildings will collapse or sink very soon. Because your local average contr...
Capra Hymena
Buganda is a kingdom from which a beautiful, illustrious and rather perverted people hail. It’s a community that has taken “embuzi”—the local word for goat—and given it sinister meanings and innuendos.
The domestic goat Capra aegagrus hircus is a...
Don’t Judge A Girl by Her Shoes
Allow me to be the first female to openly stand up for something men so hate to hear or even talk about but (some) women evidently adore-the plastic shoes. Yes, the flat plastic shoes that come in all shapes, sizes and colour (and for that they have ...
How they confused ‘O’ for ‘U’ in the word BOYS, no one knows! :)
It is often said that the female mind is one that cannot be grasped and I honestly agree; sometimes I just don’t GET myself but I have since learned to live with it, as so should you. That said, or rather stated, the normal human (read man) ...
How To Cheat
My Lovely Doris,
I mean what I am about to say. I know distance weakens faith and trust... And love... Distance makes you do things... Lie, cheat, and lie some more... That, might have been how man was built! The moment we lose something, we quick...
I have been hearing voices
I’ve been hearing voices. “Yes, I know, stop talking! I’m trying to write about you” Judging from recent occurrences, there could be only two explanations as to why this (the voices) has been happening to me and only me, i.e. ...
