Humor Articles
Manchester United Sign Arsenal
In a move that shook the footballing world (it's past Pluto, just before you get to Australia) Manchester United have signed Arsenal. The one man team - as many called it last season - was bought for a remarkable 22.5M pounds with a further 1.5M poun...
Massive Earthquake Strikes Nairobi
Kenya was this morning hit by a major earthquake that measured 9.8 OMGs on the Social media scale. The massive quake that struck shortly after 5 O'clock caused widespread damage of sleeping patterns and enhancement of sexual performance for persons i...
Most wanted Breast Arrested In Uganda
National security in Uganda was dealt a major boost after Ugandan Police arrested a notorious breast amid protests by her owner. The breast suspected of organizing a demonstration among other heinous crimes was fondled and groped by a sexually starve...
Obama Beats Ethiopian in Race
Barrack Obama won gold for Kenya in the presidential race at the recently held US general erections (forgive my spelling) held earlier today. In the tight race, Mitt Romney had earlier taken the lead - as all Ethiopians do - until the last lap when B...
Police Pursue Blog-Jacker
Police are investigating claims that a blog post was jacked at gun point earlier today. The post was minding its own business annoying people on the internet when the incident happened. Eye witnesses who saw the alleged jacking said the incident took...
Raila Death Threats Alarms ODM
A sensational claim has been made by Jakoyo Midiwo of a plot to kill Prime Minister, Raila Odinga. The plot - which is located in Syokimau - has been tweeting hilarious tweets that have elicited reactions like iDie, Dead, cremate, #JumpsOffBalcony an...
