Ever did anything wild in your life?
One day a young man with purple, green and blue hair went to a restaurant and stood next to an old man. The old man noticed and stared at him in disbelief while shaking his head.
Soon the young man noticed the man was staring at him and decided to confront him about it.
Boy: "What's up oldie? You never did anything this wild in your life?"
Replied the old man with a smile, "Yeah, of course I did. You actually wouldn't believe this. I fucked a peacock once and am wondering if you are my son" .:)