Prostitution is like banking...
There is one type of dating which I consider very hassle free and professional like modern banking. Transactional dating. People may call those who offer the service whores but I prefer to use the term transactional daters. Why the respect you may ask? Because we keep them in business. If those calling them whores were not buying, they'd close shop.
And why am I comparing it with banking?
1) Two parties agree that one will be a custodian of the other's belongings for an agreed time in safe custody for a pre-agreed fee until withdrawal is done. There may be no charges for early withdrawal but charges will apply for late withdrawal!
2) When a bank opens its doors at nine in the day, its open for business. When a transactional dater sits with legs apart at nine in the day, she is open for business as well!
3)If the bank calls you there's a problem. And if a transactional dater calls you, there's a bigger problem!
4)If the government confiscates records from your bank, you worry alot about your future. If the governent confiscates call records from your transactional dater, you worry about your future even more!
4)Nowadays, banks are wooing customers by setting up shop in the streets during the day. Well at night, same thing happens. Same script, different cast!
5)When you are not paying for services you are enjoying, you are screwing the bank. When you are paying for services you are not enjoying, the bank is screwing you. Same thing with transactional daters. The moment you start paying for services you aint enjoying, they are screwing you!
6)For good customers, Banks and transactional daters can advance you credit services. When you default on payments, the bank can ruin your life. When you default on payment, the transactional daters ruin your life as well ... only that the effects are immediate for the latter!
7)Banks are the cutest, neatest and smartest of all offices. Well transactional daters are the best dressed of all women!
8) Once you are done at the bank, you simply walk away. No handshakes, hugs and cuddling or good bye kisses. No calls later either. The same with transactional daters! Once you are done, you can just stand and leave. And complain about lousy service as you walk out!
So you see, its not such a bad trade after all...
