Lets Help MPs Find Their Manners ... and BRAINS!
Today am taking a break from humor for one reason. A very wise man said that the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures!’ And we have 210 such ticks in this country who really need to hear this! Hence the reason am taking a break from humor today.
For what its worth, I have tried so many times to see things from a politicians point of view but sadly, I couldn’t get my head that far up my ass.
Forgive me for being vulgar but seriously, unless your head was stuck in your ass, how the hell would you come up with the idea MPs get a raise? Especially that the first lady, and the wives of the VP and Prime Minister should get allowances? The amounts their husbands get paid is already a huge slap on the tax payer. And dont tell me we are supposed to turn the other cheek when we get slapped? Personally ... and am sure you will agree with me, I think its best not to get slapped in the first place.
I cannot believe a committee actually sat down, got paid to think (OR NOT TO), and came up with such recommendations. I agree that everyone has the freedom of speech. So if some committee wants to say something, let them say it. I however dont think one should use freedom of speech to cover up freedom from thought! IDPs are still out in the rain. More IDPs have been created by the floods actually and some goon with a pea for a brain suggests we raise salaries for already overpaid idiots? That ... makes ... no ... sense!
You know, I have always wondered why there are silly instructions all over electrical appliances. Like the statement "Dont try to iron clothes on body" as appears on an iron box. The manufacturer knows its logic, but if there is one thing the universe has in unlimited supply, that has to be IDIOTS! The committee that came up with those recommendations was purely made of such thoroughbred idiots. Thick people. 100% concentrated idiocy in thier brains. We thus need to help our wonderful MPs find their manners and brains to know that YOU DONT MILK A DEAD COW! The Kenyan economy is as good as dead at the moment so STOP MILKING IT!
My recomendation? If the IDIOTS of the world ever want to form some committee to represent their issues as members of the foolish community, they should just endorse the Kenyan parliament as their committee.
After all, they have the rare, unique, inborn talent of foolishness, and a big hall to hold their meetings!