Aliens: The truth is in here ...
Whoever peddles lies that aliens are brighter than us should be killed. How can they be brighter than us yet the fly in saucers? They cant even figure out how to land the dumb things here. And, again, they only abduct drunk people, schizophrenics and generally any disturbed persons.
To be clear, I dont believe they even exist in the first place but there is so much info about them that I will assume they exist for now. But I will still insist that they are dumb little midgets travelling in enlarged kitchenware.
However for those who still think they are more intelligent than we are, lets assume for one minute that they are bright. If they were bright and came here with the intention of killing us or befriending us, they can figure that out in one or two visits, right? Well, thats not the case. The info on aliens shows they have been visiting since time immemorial! Which bright person takes centuries to plan how to kill you or befriend you?
Assuming the plan is to kill us, I wonder if they are waiting for all of us to die of natural causes.
If they wanted to befriend us, then maybe I would understand them for taking that long for one simple reason. They are ugly. They are sure we would be apprehensive before agreeing to be friends with such ugly creatures.
And if we befriend them, God forbid, they may invite us to their planet and organize an alien beauty contest in our honor to parade they best they have to offer. Imagine alien models with those big ugly eyes, green (vege) skin and no ass. Am not sure it would be called an alien beauty contest if anything. Maybe they can call it an ABSTRACT BIOLOGICAL ART contest.
And God forbid lest they intend to inter-marry with us. Last thing I want to see in the streets (and forgive my ugly self for saying this) is a dark-green Sudanese with a natural red Mohawk!