Santa n the whore
A guy and his family were gathered around the dinner table one christmas evening. He had brought his fiancee along on a meet the parents visit and his mother had already started having an extreme liking for the striking lady. Just then, they hear a sound outside and on opening the door, in comes Santa with his bag of goodies.The whole family is suprised.
Santa greets each person, "Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas. Merry christmas," and he gets into his bag of goodies each time he shook someone's hand and handed them a gift.
However, when he got to this dude's girlfrriend, he took a hard look at her and said, "Ho!" and then left.