Winnign lottery number
A broke Guy begged God one night to give him the winning numbers in the lottery. He had just been retrenched and he was heavily in debt. He prayed for so long that night that he fell asleeo in prayer. Soon enough, he was dreaming. He say a bare buttock infront of him then saw a hand write the number seven on one butt-cheek, hesitated for a while at the middle and then wrote another number seven on the other cheek....
The next morning when he woke up, he was very excited. Using the only money he had left, he ran to the nearest dealer and bought lottery number 77 and went around with his business.
Afew days later when the draw was held, he was right infront of the television set waiting to win. The drums started rolling and soon, the winning number was on the screen. The guy immedietly got a heart attack.
He had lost. The winning number was 707!