The height of ....
Every once in a while, you come across a piece of really funny lines and I stumbled upon one. This one just takes the biscuit. And I added afew of my own.
The height of.....
1) Height of patience : A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree
2) Height of desperation: Banana tree falling in the other direction
3) Height of Frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls
4) Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in a prostitute's hole
5) Height of Economic growthL: Prostitute complaining of expansion levels
6) Height of Laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest
7) Height of coincidence: Earthquake takes place
8) Height of after-shocks: Girl gets cracked baby nine months later!
9) Height of Competition: A guy peeing beside a waterfall
10) Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw
11) Height of Technology: A condom with a zip
12) Height of Panic: Zip failing halfway through action
13) Height of Trouble: A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass is itching
14) Height of compounded troubles: Vulture starts pecking his privates!
15) Height of vanity: Climaxing during sex and calling out your own name!