Crabs from a whore
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After a few weeks, Mark felt a itching sensation in his crotch, and discovered that a whore had given him crabs.
Heavily pissed off, he went looking for her, and found her eventually. "You BITCH! You gave me crabs!" he yelled.
She replied, "What the do you expect for five bucks?! LOBSTERS?!"



