Maswali Nyeti to the government
1) We have been ruled by fat cats, Hyenas and Hawks for a very long time. Can we make it official for all wild animals to run for Presidency?
2) MPs try to convince us that they are selfless people. Can we have volunteers for MPs. As in people we dont need to pay?
3) Can we change the title of village headmen to village idiots and Chiefs to Village soliciters?
4) Can we please have scratch cards of justice? You just buy and top up before comitting a crime instead of commiting a crime then bribing the system.
5) Do we need a President really? Cant Michael Joseph run the country like he did Safcom or something?
6) Can we have a provision to auction useless politicians (more like all) to war torn nations?
7) Better yet, can anyone who is caught in corrupt activities be forced to volunteer as a dummy for suicide bombing practise?
8) Can we have have a provision that says any IDPs should camp in state house grounds? That would make their resettling WAY faster dont you think?
9) Shouldnt we scrap the provision to provide transport for Ministers? They should all trvel in Matatus so that they can be ... CLOSER TO THE PEOPLE!
10) Can we change the name of the Police Force to ... I dont know ... something that fits them better. Like Hungry Hyenas?
11) Shouldnt we make divorce illegal? That way people know they are stuck with each other for life?
12) Can we make facebook and twitter the medium for government announcements? That way, ministers can log in and find messages on their wall or TL from the president. Like, "You are fired. Lala njaa leo. LOL!"
13) Can we make legalize prostitution and have these hard-working kenyans pay taxes?
14) Shouldnt we recall all our wild oats? Starting with Obama?
15) Can MPs start paying rent for using Parliament? That way we wont question them when they sleep there?