Upgrade from girlfriend 6.2 to Wife 1.0

Posted November 17, 2009 by Crazy Nairobian in Humor Articles

Dear Technical Support:

Last year I upgraded from girlfriend 6.2 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, abnormally increasing the size of the wardrobe folder, and funny attempts to instal Jewellery 2.0 and gifts 3.0 which were the reasons that made me upgrade from girlfriend 6.2 in the first place.

No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 has plug-ins that I did not expect when I upgraded from girlfriend 6.2. Like cellulite 3.2, chaama 1.0, ugly head-stockings 1.0 and excessive weight add-ons. I have tried to stabilize my system by installing mpango wa kando 2.0 but the wife 1.0 program has very good virus definition files and immedietly blocked mpango wa kando 2.0 by flagging it as a back door program.

As a result of running Mpango wa kando 2.0, Ongea 8.0 no longer runs, except if am concurrently running visitors 2.5. Any other attempts to run Ongea 8.0 invariably crashes the system. I have therefore resulted to using speakToMboch 2.5 which is not very interesting as the program is known to open ScrewMboch 5.0 which can lead to the opening the dangerous Divorce 2.0.

The program also has a Trojan horse which keeps running a process called nagging.exe. The process keeps popping up on the screen when am running footbal 1.0 and boys 2.5. I have tried to use various virus cleaners to fix Wife 1.0, but this all-purpose utility is of limited effectiveness.

Can you help, please before I get looseMyMind 2.5 BETA.

Thank you.

Disturbed Customer



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